i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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