i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Randomize