Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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