I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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