oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I have feelings that need drinking.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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