There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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