Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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