no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Just cropdusted the office
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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