Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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