You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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