By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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