Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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