wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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