Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
he shaved USA in his pubs
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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