I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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