Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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