C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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