i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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