It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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