hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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