Sry I called you an 8
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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