He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Is Oprah even human
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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