weddingsv make me drug and hornr
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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