By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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