Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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