But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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