id be glad to
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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