To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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