so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
God, I missed his penis.
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