They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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