You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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