About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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