we have officially lost it.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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