Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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