Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
