I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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