my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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