She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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