this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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