if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
In other news, I just burned my penis
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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