Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Randomize