TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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