Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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