BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
This toilet bowl is my home.
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