You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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