so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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