I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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