; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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