You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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