I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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