Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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