Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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